A Digression

This isn’t Matthew, aka Laughtrax. This is Lisa, aka Rebel. Rebel SL1 if you want to be technical. I’m interrupting this blog to bring you a digression – my digression. After 900+ miles I needed a break. So I left the trail.

It seemed like a decadent idea: a vacation from my vacation. Yet I knew I needed it. Here I was hiking in the High Sierra mountains of California, past magnificent turquoise blue lakes, stark majestic peaks, and other picturesque terrain unlike any I’d ever seen before. I wasn’t worrying about bills, work projects, grad school assignments, or any of the other stressers that were part of my pre-trail life. I was simply walking through the wilderness with the love of my life. Isn’t this exactly what I would be doing if I could be doing anything I wanted? But it wasn’t. At least not in that moment, and the many moments that were building and building upon each other, slowly overwhelming the joy that I wanted so desperately to feel again. So I decided I need to do something different. I would travel at 75 miles an hour instead of 2.5, traversing three states in a single day to visit my dear friend Caitlin.
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Caitlin is one of those friends that if you are lucky enough to find, you hang onto for life. She knows me intimately and has known the many versions of me from childhood through adolescence and into adulthood. In elementary school we sprinted across the asphalt together playing wall tag at recess, accessing a high gear that most other kids could not match. In middle school we often accidentally wore our matching yin-yang T-shirts to school on the same day. In high school we shared many adventures and misadventures, including the time ended up in the emergency room on Halloween morning due to a costuming project gone awry. For my seventeenth birthday she gave me a bottle of Saint John’s Wart and the Sawn Mullen’s album featuring “Lullaby,” (you know, the one that goes “ev-ery-thing-‘s gonna to be alright.”) So, it was no surprise that when I called her out of blue, having not spoken in months, and said that I needed to leave the trail and could I come stay with her, she replied “Of course, you’re welcome for as long as you’d like.”
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I began planning. Matthew, ever supportive of me, agreed to my plan in which he would stay on the trail and I would take a week off with my friend to regroup. Separate adventures ending in a rendezvous in eight days at a hostel about 200 miles up the trail. I wasn’t sure how I would get from Mammoth Lakes, California to Salt Lake City, Utah and then back to South Lake Tahoe, California. And, I wouldn’t have a cell phone (he would take it for safety to use the GPS). But I would figure it out. Somehow.
So what happened? My search for transportation options left me feeling frustrated and wary of the solo adventure I was about to undertake. Then, at the convenience store next to our hotel, the sign “rental cars” gave me hope. Early the next morning I was first in line… almost. As the person in front of me spoke with the agent I thought, they won’t have any cars available without a reservation, and even if they did they will not let me rent it one-way to Utah. So, I followed the agent and the customer out to the parking lot for the car inspection.
“I’ll pay half the cost if you drop me off in Reno,” I called out hastily before the customer could grasp the keys from the outstretched agent’s hand. The customer turned to me, puzzled, hesitant, then said “We can work something out.” The keys transferred and the agent walked back to her post, addressing Matthew in passing, “I have his driver’s license on file in case…” she trailed off unsure herself is she was joking or serious.
From Reno I was able to rent a car one-way from the Reno airport to the Salt Lake City airport. At 75 miles an hour I traveled from California, through Nevada, and into Utah. I listened to bad pop music and good public radio, enjoying both equally. When I arrived at Caitlin’s house, fresh brownies were cooking in the oven. “Are you hungry?” she asked. “We can do homemade tacos, pizza, or veggie burgers.”
Adventures in Salt Lake
  • Drinking wine on the back patio with Caitlin, reminiscing and rediscovering hidden elements of old stories.
  • Rediscovering the vortex of the internet by clicking on a article shared on Facebook titled Resilience Is Futile: “How Well-Meaning Nonprofits Perpetuate Poverty.”
  • Spending time with Caitlin’s husband Meade as he prepared for his Mount Rainer trip, ran errands and took care of the house while Caitlin was at work, and finished his grad school paper on social justice and critical race theory in public education.
  • Watching Precious Knowledge, Tig (Notaro), and How I Met Your Mother on Netflix.
  • Reading Allie Brosh’s book (yes, there’s a book) Hyperbole and a Half and part of Tina Fey’s Bossypants
  • Enjoying household life: sleeping in a cozy bed with a dog at my side, showering with goat’s milk and chai body wash, and drinking milk from a glass bottle from Whole Foods.
S'moretini at Campfire Cafe

S’moretini at Campfire Lounge

Learning about Mormon culture in  Salt Lake

Learning about Mormon culture in Salt Lake

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Hiking with Meade, his friend Marshall, and Marshall's kid Hudson.

Hiking with Meade, his friend Marshall, and Marshall’s kid Hudson, and three dogs.

Three adults, three dogs, and a toddler in the extended cab of a pick up truck.

Three adults, three dogs, and a toddler in the extended cab of a pick up truck.

Sunset over Salt Lake City

Sunset over Salt Lake City

Mammoth Lakes, the John Muir Trail, and Angry Rodents

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We have made it to the uber-rich resort town of Mammoth Lakes. I do not mean to write that with too much disdain. Lisa and I both appreciate the hypocrisy of two people taking off six months to skip across mountain tops then be appalled by the fabulous wealth on display in town. Still, the SUVs, massive campers, trendy gear, mansions and fine restaurants make us eager to take our stained and tattered packs and fly. Alas, calorie deficits must be addressed, along with weary flesh and bone. We found a Motel 6 in which to rest without too much cost. The toilet was broken so management even gave us a discount. It’s actually the second town in a row where the crapper in our hotel has malfunctioned and we were compensated with a reduced rate. Lucky us!

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We’ve passed the 900 mile mark! The Pacific Crest Trail coincides with the John Muir Trail and has been since Mount Whitney. Everyday we pass JMT hikers heading south. They tend to be a little less bedraggled and earthy and they smile more. As one local hiker told us when comparing PCT and JMT hikers at this point in their journey, the PCT hikers tend to look they’ve been hit by a bus two or three times. Regardless, as most JMT hikers prefer to hike south instead of north, (and the north bounders cover fewer miles than PCT hikers) Lisa and I have not gotten to know any of these cheerful folk.

The Sierra Nevada continues to be astoundingly gorgeous and larger than life. The weather has also been consistently brutal. Rain, sleet, snow and all that jazz. We have had some close calls with lightning storms chasing us over mountain passes. Standing on a bare ridge line when the clouds to the southeast roil black and thunder cracks, again and again, closer and closer, is not a particularly calming experience. Family, we don’t risk electrocution on purpose. The storms are just that sporadic and sudden.

Muir Pass

Muir Pass

So the weather, particularly the icy rain, has been draining. That said, we had some clear weather out some memorable spots. Crossing Muir Pass, at 12,000 feet, surrounded by jagged white stone and lakes of crystalline water is like walking across Earth’s polished bones. The forests of Kings Canyon National Park bristle thick and green. Clear mountain streams, many pure enough to drink, cascade down cliffs and cut rocky trails to the streams and rivers digging out each valley and canyon. We need to stop complaining about the weather. Yeah, it could kill us, but its great for the mountains and this drought stricken state as a whole.

The view from Muir Pass.

The view from Muir Pass.

On to the cuddlies! There are a lot of little varmints in these here hills. I’ve already mentioned the marmots, the ornery lords of the mountain tops. They are big and bold and demand tribute from your bear cannister. Related to the marmots, no less fearful despite their smaller stature, are the ground squirrels and chipmunks. When we bipeds wander by, these rodents stand on their hind legs and chatter at us mercilessly. “Hey! Hu-Mon! Two legs ain’t so tough. Give me that snickers and take a hike!” Few of these creatures are skittish in the least, save the elusive pika and some sort of prairie dog I have yet to identify.

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The pika resemble chinchillas and are incredibly camera shy. No doubt they have been traumatized by one too many cuddles. The prairie dogs, I suspect, realize they are of the perfect dimensions to fit into a hot dog bun and have evolved accordingly. Oh, and apparently some of these creatures might carry the Plague! So no kissing them. Pretty sure that’s how the plague spreads.

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Spectacular Exhaustion

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When we last left our tired little hikers, they were stranded in the ramshackle, one horse town of Lake Isabella, waiting for a shipment of fresh footwear with which to continue their journey. Sipping Dr. Pepper and watching reruns of Dirty Jobs and Treetop Cat Rescue, our hikers’ spirits shrank with each passing day like the nearby waters of the drought stricken lake.

Six days! REI messed up our order TWICE and were trapped in Lake Isabella for six days. The mistake was bizarre, too. The outfitter repeatedly sent our package to our billing address on the opposite side of the country. They told us it was a weird technical glitch, that their IT department was “rebuilding” their program to make sure it didn’t happen again and that if we could wait but another day or two… Forget you, REI. Lisa and I cut our losses, determined to never order online from this company again. The lovely owners of the hotel took pity and drove us an hour to the city of Bakersfield where I bought some trail runners. That very night, Wednesday, June 24, we took off into the desert, determined to catch up with our friends (some of them almost a hundred miles ahead) and make up for lost time. We have almost succeeded on both counts, but at some cost.

Goodbye, Desert!

Goodbye, Desert!

Lisa and I raced across 54 miles in two days. We crushed the final stretch of desert leading to hiker Shangri-La, Kennedy Meadows. I liked to imagine that every dusty step was a vengeful slap to the scorched hell’s face! We arrived, exhausted, to the bustling general store in this tiny little town nestled in the pines, population: 200. A large deck and burger shack adjoining the store was filled with roughly twenty thru-hikers, most of them we had never seen before. Per tradition, they applauded our arrival. It was a touching moment although we were almost too tired and hungry to appreciate it. Lisa and I devoured a veggie burger and real burger, respectively, then picked up the food drop and bear canister mailed by our wonderful resupply maven back in Ohio. For an hour or so, we sat in a daze as we tried to puzzle how to fit six days worth of food into the bear proof container. Equally daunting was how on earth were we going to carry this thing in my pack and what to do with whatever it displaced. Meanwhile, the owners of the general store spread out a free BBQ for the thru-hikers. Not great for vegetarians, but I put away a chili dog and a couple chicken drumsticks. Our hunger satisfied but our packing situation still vexing, Lisa and I decided to call it a night and camp in the woods behind the store. As we were setting up, the zippers on our tent flap failed. We could pitch the tent just fine, but there was no way to keep out the mosquitoes and black flies, the trains of hungry ants or chilly spiders looking for a warm place to spin their webs. Our low morale took another hit. I was especially upset. We would have to order a replacement tent.

Kennedy Meadows General Store

Kennedy Meadows General Store

Lisa was great that evening. She kept positive and figured out that we could just fold the rain cover over the broken tent flap for a partial seal. It wouldn’t be ideal for wind and rain, but for a temporary solution it was fine. While I sulked and turned in early, she hung out with the hikers at the store.

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The next morning, guess what company we called? We decided to give REI a third chance as, frankly, we didn’t know who else to call. There was no Internet or cell phone service in Kennedy Meadows, but we had our caller history and a pay phone outside the general store. That’s right, they still exist. Plumbing the depths of our collective memory, back to the days of junior high after-school and collect calls to parents, we faintly recalled that 1-800 numbers were free! A call was made, zip codes clarified, and a tent was sent to Lone Pine, CA, just a few days ahead. We also solved the balancing act of the bear canister and our backpacks. Things were looking up.

"Hey REI. I think your toilet's running."

“Hey REI. I think your toilet’s running.”

We left Kennedy Meadows and continued our climb in the Sierra Nevada. It is gorgeous up here. I’ll let some of Lisa’s pictures give the mountains some justice. Sadly, weather has been rough. Violent lightning storms have made the higher elevations unattainable. The side trip to the summit of Mount Whitney, the highest peak in the lower 48 states and a rite of passage for most thruhikers, had to be cancelled. Two nights ago, a series of storms kept us awake through the night as lightning and hail threatened our wounded little tent. It has rained on us off and on over the last four days, up until yesterday when we crossed Forester Pass, which at 13,153 feet is the highest point on the Pacific Crest Trail. Despite the gray and drizzle, the scenery here is indescribably majestic. The swirling storms catch on the peaks like foam and only make the jagged mountains seem more haunting and insurmountable.

A break in the rain. Time to take out the camera.

A break in the rain. Time to take out the camera.

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Forester Pass

Forester Pass

It’s unfortunate that while we’re in such a special place, Lisa and I have been in a mental rut. We’re tired and a bit jaded. We daydream and tease out ideas of what we could be doing with our time and resources. Visiting family. Looking for work. Playing with our dog and cat. Writing novels. Surfing in Hawaii! We miss the hikers we do know, whom we thought out of reach. As a self-avowed introvert, I am especially surprised by how much I miss folks like Bushwhacked and Gummy Bear, Reid, Mike and Tess, Supertramp, and others I’ve yet to write about. We’ve been pushing so hard to catch up with some of these folks, Lisa and I have exhausted ourselves and forgotten to hike our own hike. We’re passing geological marvels and perhaps not appreciating them as much as we could.

We have hope our moods are about to change. The weather is improving and my feet are doing better. We picked up our new tent today. That’s because we’re in the town of Lone Pine after descending from Kearsarge Pass. On the way down from that pass, mentally and physically spent from another twenty+ mileage day, we ran into one of our favorite hikers, Reid, as he and two other hikers made their way back into the mountains. We caught him! Not only that, but he had news on other hikers also just ahead on the PCT. A half-dozen or so, all within a days hike, all headed to Mammoth Lakes. A day in town to rest, and we’re right behind them. Once we get back in sync, we hope to slow down. Hike shorter days and gaze a little longer at what’s about. Camp with friends and maybe hike with them a bit, here and there. Sounds like a good reason to not quit.

This post and the last were a bit darker than I intended. I want to end on a positive note and say that even on the worst of days, something fuzzy or fun has stopped along our trail. Let the pictures below be proof.

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Nice marmot!

Nice marmot!