Introducing the Chronicles of the River Empress

The Chronicles of the River Empress is a collection of short fantasy written for a younger audience. The CRE follows Ahme, a clever and fearless peasant girl who lives with her eccentric father aboard their riverboat, delivering strange and wondrous cargo across magical kingdoms. Her adventures range from the bizarrely humorous to the harrowingly perilous, as Ahme learns to fend for herself and begins her journey into legend!

Between a Spider and a Throg is the first story in this collection, which will continue to roll out in the coming months.

The Royal Coroner gains notice in a writing competition!

Also, comes back to life!

My manuscript made it to the final seventy-five submissions for the 2017 Launch Pad Manuscript Competition. You can find it listed in the link below.

2017 Launch Pad Submission

Sadly, it did not advance to the next round. I will continue to submit my precious word-baby to agents and publishers. In the meantime, I’m revising a short fantasy story inspired by my one-year-old that I hope to post on the website soon.

The Pacific Crest Trail (as captured by Rebel)

After navigating the inner workings of Youtube and recutting music without sacrificing artistic vision, Lisa, aka Rebel, has put together a beautiful video that chronicles our PCT adventure. Please enjoy.

Since quitting the trail, we have relocated to Los Angeles in search of work and new opportunities. We’re enjoying California immensely and are striving to make the most of our time here. After years of wandering, it’s time to settle into our careers.

To that end, I have posted some more fiction: a grim fantasy entitled the Enthralled, and the opening of a science fiction story I am tentatively calling Zealot. Both contain violence and may not be suitable for young children.

1,000 Miles of the Pacific Crest Trail


The Royal Coroner is here.

Hello readers. I have posted the first two chapters of my novel, the Royal Coroner, under the Fiction subheading of the website. It is about a knight who solves murders in medieval England. I will post additional chapters over the coming weeks. A word of warning for younger readers and/or who those who abhor violence. Violence there is, as well as some mild language and adult themes. I do not recommend this particular story to children.

You can click here to begin reading or click on the “Fiction” link on the menu bar.


Section Hikers From Now On


Apologies to those following this blog. I have obviously not posted in a long while, mainly because I have been putting it off. I’ve enjoyed writing about our experiences on the Pacific Crest Trail and I am sad to report that our hike is over. Lisa and I decided in South Lake Tahoe to discontinue our journey from Mexico to Canada. It was a tough choice but we feel it was the right one. For the last month we have been taking advantage of our location to visit the exodus of friends from back east who now make the West Coast their home. We’re currently in Massachusetts visiting my sisters, and next week we’re heading to Virginia to visit my mother and reunite with our dog, Loki. We’ve missed him terribly.

Thank you for reading my blog. I plan on adding a few more posts describing some memorable moments on the PCT. A visit to an abandoned hostel that resembled a scene from a horror film warrants its own post, as does our stay at the hippy house, Casa de Luna. There are dozens of hikers, all of them fascinating and a bit weird, I have yet to mention who deserve their own bio pages.

In the coming weeks I will begin posting some short works of fiction as well as the opening chapters of a novel I am trying to have published. As for our future plans, Lisa and I are preparing to move to Los Angeles this fall. We do not anticipate hiking the PCT again but if we do, it will be as section hikers. Having covered less than half of the trail, there is much we would love to explore. Just in smaller doses.

Going Solo

Laughtrax and Rebel (minus Rebel) Hiking a thousand miles with another person is not necessarily a sociable adventure nor does having a loved one always within twenty feet of you mean a person can’t feel lonely. Lisa and I eat, sleep, and hike all day long together. We also go hours without speaking while we try to lose ourselves in our own thoughts and fend off boredom as we walk twenty-plus miles per day. It’s nice to pass other hikers and exchange greetings, occasionally sharing gossip or informing one another on the trail ahead. Better yet to fall in a groove with others traveling the same direction, chatting for a few miles or sharing a meal at a vista or under some shade. Most long-distance hikers are exceptionally friendly and congenial toward their peers. PCT hikers in particular know how to spot one another without ever having seen that person before. We seem to have an aura… a palpable, smelly aura. It makes for easy interaction without the typical icebreakers and small talk. There is a wonderful community strung along hundreds of miles of trail in little migrating bits and single-file-herds. Lisa needs that community more than I do, although I discovered that it is one of my needs as well. For much of July we made a mistake by focusing on one particular segment of that community. We pushed ourselves to a breaking point by ruthlessly trying to catch up with folks who had gotten ahead while we should have been mixing with the rest of the herd. Even with me beside her, Lisa felt isolated. She was exhausted, fighting illness, and sick of hiking. So we agreed she should take a break while I kept hiking. And hike I did.

From Mammoth Lakes to South Lake Tahoe

While Lisa was hitching a ride toward a friend in Salt Lake City, I ditched Mammoth Lakes on a shuttle loaded with mountain bikers and tourists and made my way up to Reds Meadow, mile marker 904. Determined to catch up with Reid, Gummy Bear, or one of the familiar hikers I knew was just a day or two ahead, I floored it, so to speak. Not reaching the PCT until almost noon, I decided to hike into the night. I made dinner that evening on the shores of 1,000 Island Lake, a large alpine lake surrounded by snow-capped peaks, then hiked another five miles before dark before making camp in a mosquito-plagued creek bed. Coyotes bickered nearby as I squashed the half-dozen blood suckers that had infiltrated my tent when I dove inside to escape the main swarm. I hiked over sixteen miles. I have to admit that my two-person accommodations felt remarkably (perhaps liberatingly) spacious without my partner. In the morning I packed my things and hit the trail by 6am, ready to put in a proper day. I was eager to hike thirty plus miles if I could manage it. My energy levels were high and for a change my feet seemed to be cooperating. Thirty miles was a plausible goal. I hadn’t hiked a quarter mile when I reached a trail junction guarded by two section hikers. I would soon find out that English was not their first language as one of them, a man, stopped me and asked if I had a satellite phone. He was leading a party of eleven section-hikers, one of whom was injured with a twisted ankle and could not walk. I disappointed them with the fact that I did not have a satellite phone but that I would certainly call from my cell as soon as I had reception. There was a pass in five or six miles and reception might be possible from the higher elevation up there. I wrote down the name of the injured party and took note of the group’s location before hiking away briskly. I asked every hiker I saw, camped or on the trail, if they had a satellite phone. One group did but we were unable to get a call out. Ultimately, I was able to call 911 from the pass but I don’t know what happened to the group after that. The dispatcher said she would contact the park rangers but she seemed doubtful they would move quickly for a non-life-threatening ankle injury. When I crossed the pass, I left Ansel Adams Wilderness and entered Yosemite National Park. I soon ran into a pair of rangers and asked if they had heard anything about the injured hiker but as it was out of their jurisdiction, they had not. When I described the situation, they were also not particularly concerned. Oh well.

Tuolomne Meadows 

By mid-afternoon I reached Tuolomne Meadows, the Mos Eisley cantina of the Pacific Crest Trail. Here I found a makeshift general store/post office along a stretch of road choked with bumper-to-bumper traffic as RVs, shuttle buses, and tourists struggling to make their way through Yosemite. More tourists mobbed the parking lot and picnic tables, along with cyclists, park employees, and the largest gaggle of filthy PCT hikers I had yet seen. At least twenty, maybe more, not one of whom I had ever met. Some were waiting for packages (the post office was small enough and the hiker traffic so heavy, that PCT hikers would check in at the service window then wait for supply packages to be doled out on the hour) while others sorted supplies for the next leg of the journey. I put my name in at the post office, plugged my cell phone into an overwhelmed power strip reminiscent of the scene in A Christmas Story when the father plugs in the Christmas tree lights for the first time, bought a Dr. Pepper, then settled into the dirt on the edge of hiker mob. The sudden crowd (there were well over two-hundred people milling about, not including the endless traffic on the road) felt very overwhelming. Surrounded by unfamiliar PCT hikers, it was also the first moment I missed Lisa. I had managed to make it a 36 hours without her.

I was anxious to escape the crowds and once the phone was charged, I pressed on. It did not take long to escape the masses. Most of the foot traffic in Yosemite barely makes it a mile from the nearest road. Peace and solitude returned not long after I left the bustling general store. However, I was not to camp alone. I stopped at Glen Aulin, an established campground with a lodge, running water, privies, and supposedly a host of troublesome bears. There were also a dozen thru-hikers, a few I had seen back at Tuolomne. Determined to not be my usual introverted self, I made an effort to introduce myself and hang at the little campfire surrounded by our little cohort. I met men and women with monikers such as Rambo, Clark Kent, Zef, Karma, and Wolf. Some of their names I had heard of before or read in trail registries but all their faces were new before that day. As the evening wore on, folks came and went from the fire, some of them not thru-hikers, including a family of four from the Netherlands, and a youth group offering us free, uncooked pasta. Sadly, no bears stopped by that night. I was genuinely disappointed.

Glen Aulin to Kennedy Meadows North

I never saw any of those hikers again. The next day I woke up at 5am and hit the trail. I was determined to reconnect with folks I knew, plus I was still feeling energetic and ready to cover big miles. Yosemite’s rugged terrain did not cooperate as much as I would have liked. Although not as dramatic as the Sierra Nevada, the mountains presented more ups and downs. Peaks were more rounded while the lower elevations presented large swaths of granite plains stripped of soil. Bare rock was everywhere. Smoother trail and less elevation gain overall, but still no walk through Central Park.

That evening, following a lead from a south-bounder who had met a thru-hiker with a southern accent (possibly my friend Reid), I made my way a half-mile off the PCT to Benson Lake. There I found a deep, cliff-bound reservoir of snow melt with a long sandy shore dotted with tents. I walked along the beach until I spotted a familiar pair Lisa and I had last seen in the Mojave. Ingrid and Chief didn’t recognize me without my partner and I had to remind them of our last encounter. I asked if they knew Reid (they did not) then pressed on down the beach. What happened next was unexpected and wonderful.

At the far end of the shore I spotted a massive green tarp forming a temporary pavilion. As I drew closer I saw a large gathering of people seated underneath. Their unified attention was drawn towards something out of sight, giving the congregation an eerie, cultist vibe. Still a few hundred yards away and with their own thing clearly going on, I was about to turn back when my attention was pulled to a spectacle emerging from the forest. A large herd of horses and mules charged out of the treeline, the latter as tall and graceful as the former, galloping playfully onto the sand. The herd split in two, half of it making its way down the beach toward this exhausted and stunned hiker, before catching sight of me and digging their hooves in the sand. I wanted to stay and watch, but I felt genuinely guilty that I had upset some of the horses’ play. I turned away not long after and made camp along the shore beside a section hiker with a Kentucky accent.

The next day I hiked a marathon length. The last six miles, when one would expect that energy levels would be dwindling, were the fastest thanks to a lightning storm chasing me along a naked ridge line. Some thoughts that went through my head as I literally ran the last two miles included the imagined conversation of the two sardonic rangers who found the body of the hiker too stupid to stay off a seven-mile-long exposed ridge while a series of storms passed through the area, or the possible abilities I might wake up with after being struck by lightening. If I survive, perhaps I’ll find myself a sudden piano virtuoso or fluent in Mandarin. I tried to focus on the positive side effects and not the more likely ones, like aphasia or burn scars.

I survived Zeus’ game of electric darts and made it to a low pass with a road crossing. There I had my hardest hitch of the trail (I never realized how much easier it is hitchhiking with an attractive woman on hand) and caught a ride to Kennedy Meadows Resort. The guy that picked me up was a “driver” in one of the local parks. Basically, he leads mule teams through the mountains, resupplying rangers and trail crews. After the previous evening’s communing with the beasts along the shore of Lake Benson, I had a host of questions. One of the grimmer was whether horses or mules ever stumbled and fell from the treacherous trails that crossed the mountain passes. I had passed numerous stretches of trail that were perilous for us smaller-footed, more nimble bipeds. How could such massive horses and mules cross places like Forrester and Silver Passes? My guide informed me that accidents were few but did occur. The mules in particular, stubborn as they are, will just go home if they’re not tied to the horse in front of them. While crossing a dangerous pass, the mules’ leads are replaced with easily broken lengths of straw. That way if one luckless beast stumbled off the trail, the placebo lead would snap and the rest of the train would be spared. That said, my guide added, a few years back an entire team of mules did fall to their deaths a few years back. While the thought of their demise was horrifying and sad, I could not help but suppress a giggle when the driver explained rangers had to dynamite the remains. I know its dark, the image of exploding mules seems absurd.

Back to the resort. Another tourist trap nestled in a canyon, teeming with tourists and hikers, I was eager for a shower and some restaurant food. I got the last bunk in the hiker lodge, sharing a room with a family of thru-hikers that included an eleven-year-old girl. Can you imagine hiking 2600 miles as a kid? More hikers camped outside. Once again, none of them were familiar. I was starting to think I had somehow passed my friends.

A New Hiking Buddy

Another hard hitch later and I was back at the trailhead. I should mention that when Lisa hopped off the trail, we agreed to meet up at a hostel in South Lake Tahoe at a predetermined date. Then we would reassess whether we would continue hiking the PCT together, if I would continue on alone, or we would quit together. I had roughly sixty miles between me and the road crossing where I would need to get off the PCT. I was determined to make one last push to catch some familiar faces. If these were to be my last few days on the trail, I wanted to say goodbye to folks in person.

I stumbled across some more thru-hikers at the trailhead, some returning from the resort below and others having just descended the ridge line that had been scoured by storms the night before. As I continued north, I fell in line with a hiker named Handy. Handy was an ultra-light hiker (his pack was a third the size of mine, although to be fair, my pack was bloated with two-person gear) from Connecticut. A talkative, cheerful, and funny young man with similar ambition for putting in big miles, we decided to hike together and make it to South Lake Tahoe in a forty-eight hour period. That meant crunching sixty miles into a short time span.

Ultimately, we failed. A pattern ensued of setting ridiculous goals and talking ourselves into pushing back deadlines. That said, we did manage to cover almost fifty miles. “Why not sixty?” you ask! Because we caught up to a hiker named Snakebite, (a friend of Handy’s) an Aussie with a swollen ankle and a serpentine tongue who convinced us to get off the trail ahead of schedule. Snakebite informed us of a road crossing before our intended destination that was supposedly an easier hitch. She urged us to join her and partake of the decadent riches of South Lake Tahoe cuisine and hotel beds. Really, we did not take much convincing. I had hiked 170 miles in seven days and was utterly shattered. That and an unexpected batch of cell coverage in the wilderness allowed for a phone call with Reid, who said he was already in town, and I knew it was time to get off trail.

I spent my last night on the Pacific Crest Trail, camped on a small rise amidst a boulder field, inside my tent but with the rainfly off so I could see the stars. Handy and Snakebite cowboy-camped nearby, singing Ben Folds songs into the night and threatening to crawl into my tent if the lightning flashes on the horizon came any closer. No storm arrived but neither did much sleep. I lay on my back, watching satellites and meteorites flit across the backdrop of the Milky Way, wrestling with the hard decision that was about to be made once I was reunited with my partner. Having new hiking friends and knowing that old faces were finally in reach made that decision all the more wrenching. But hiking without Lisa is more wrenching still.

A Digression

This isn’t Matthew, aka Laughtrax. This is Lisa, aka Rebel. Rebel SL1 if you want to be technical. I’m interrupting this blog to bring you a digression – my digression. After 900+ miles I needed a break. So I left the trail.

It seemed like a decadent idea: a vacation from my vacation. Yet I knew I needed it. Here I was hiking in the High Sierra mountains of California, past magnificent turquoise blue lakes, stark majestic peaks, and other picturesque terrain unlike any I’d ever seen before. I wasn’t worrying about bills, work projects, grad school assignments, or any of the other stressers that were part of my pre-trail life. I was simply walking through the wilderness with the love of my life. Isn’t this exactly what I would be doing if I could be doing anything I wanted? But it wasn’t. At least not in that moment, and the many moments that were building and building upon each other, slowly overwhelming the joy that I wanted so desperately to feel again. So I decided I need to do something different. I would travel at 75 miles an hour instead of 2.5, traversing three states in a single day to visit my dear friend Caitlin.
Caitlin is one of those friends that if you are lucky enough to find, you hang onto for life. She knows me intimately and has known the many versions of me from childhood through adolescence and into adulthood. In elementary school we sprinted across the asphalt together playing wall tag at recess, accessing a high gear that most other kids could not match. In middle school we often accidentally wore our matching yin-yang T-shirts to school on the same day. In high school we shared many adventures and misadventures, including the time ended up in the emergency room on Halloween morning due to a costuming project gone awry. For my seventeenth birthday she gave me a bottle of Saint John’s Wart and the Sawn Mullen’s album featuring “Lullaby,” (you know, the one that goes “ev-ery-thing-‘s gonna to be alright.”) So, it was no surprise that when I called her out of blue, having not spoken in months, and said that I needed to leave the trail and could I come stay with her, she replied “Of course, you’re welcome for as long as you’d like.”
I began planning. Matthew, ever supportive of me, agreed to my plan in which he would stay on the trail and I would take a week off with my friend to regroup. Separate adventures ending in a rendezvous in eight days at a hostel about 200 miles up the trail. I wasn’t sure how I would get from Mammoth Lakes, California to Salt Lake City, Utah and then back to South Lake Tahoe, California. And, I wouldn’t have a cell phone (he would take it for safety to use the GPS). But I would figure it out. Somehow.
So what happened? My search for transportation options left me feeling frustrated and wary of the solo adventure I was about to undertake. Then, at the convenience store next to our hotel, the sign “rental cars” gave me hope. Early the next morning I was first in line… almost. As the person in front of me spoke with the agent I thought, they won’t have any cars available without a reservation, and even if they did they will not let me rent it one-way to Utah. So, I followed the agent and the customer out to the parking lot for the car inspection.
“I’ll pay half the cost if you drop me off in Reno,” I called out hastily before the customer could grasp the keys from the outstretched agent’s hand. The customer turned to me, puzzled, hesitant, then said “We can work something out.” The keys transferred and the agent walked back to her post, addressing Matthew in passing, “I have his driver’s license on file in case…” she trailed off unsure herself is she was joking or serious.
From Reno I was able to rent a car one-way from the Reno airport to the Salt Lake City airport. At 75 miles an hour I traveled from California, through Nevada, and into Utah. I listened to bad pop music and good public radio, enjoying both equally. When I arrived at Caitlin’s house, fresh brownies were cooking in the oven. “Are you hungry?” she asked. “We can do homemade tacos, pizza, or veggie burgers.”
Adventures in Salt Lake
  • Drinking wine on the back patio with Caitlin, reminiscing and rediscovering hidden elements of old stories.
  • Rediscovering the vortex of the internet by clicking on a article shared on Facebook titled Resilience Is Futile: “How Well-Meaning Nonprofits Perpetuate Poverty.”
  • Spending time with Caitlin’s husband Meade as he prepared for his Mount Rainer trip, ran errands and took care of the house while Caitlin was at work, and finished his grad school paper on social justice and critical race theory in public education.
  • Watching Precious Knowledge, Tig (Notaro), and How I Met Your Mother on Netflix.
  • Reading Allie Brosh’s book (yes, there’s a book) Hyperbole and a Half and part of Tina Fey’s Bossypants
  • Enjoying household life: sleeping in a cozy bed with a dog at my side, showering with goat’s milk and chai body wash, and drinking milk from a glass bottle from Whole Foods.
S'moretini at Campfire Cafe

S’moretini at Campfire Lounge

Learning about Mormon culture in  Salt Lake

Learning about Mormon culture in Salt Lake


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Hiking with Meade, his friend Marshall, and Marshall's kid Hudson.

Hiking with Meade, his friend Marshall, and Marshall’s kid Hudson, and three dogs.

Three adults, three dogs, and a toddler in the extended cab of a pick up truck.

Three adults, three dogs, and a toddler in the extended cab of a pick up truck.

Sunset over Salt Lake City

Sunset over Salt Lake City

Mammoth Lakes, the John Muir Trail, and Angry Rodents


We have made it to the uber-rich resort town of Mammoth Lakes. I do not mean to write that with too much disdain. Lisa and I both appreciate the hypocrisy of two people taking off six months to skip across mountain tops then be appalled by the fabulous wealth on display in town. Still, the SUVs, massive campers, trendy gear, mansions and fine restaurants make us eager to take our stained and tattered packs and fly. Alas, calorie deficits must be addressed, along with weary flesh and bone. We found a Motel 6 in which to rest without too much cost. The toilet was broken so management even gave us a discount. It’s actually the second town in a row where the crapper in our hotel has malfunctioned and we were compensated with a reduced rate. Lucky us!


We’ve passed the 900 mile mark! The Pacific Crest Trail coincides with the John Muir Trail and has been since Mount Whitney. Everyday we pass JMT hikers heading south. They tend to be a little less bedraggled and earthy and they smile more. As one local hiker told us when comparing PCT and JMT hikers at this point in their journey, the PCT hikers tend to look they’ve been hit by a bus two or three times. Regardless, as most JMT hikers prefer to hike south instead of north, (and the north bounders cover fewer miles than PCT hikers) Lisa and I have not gotten to know any of these cheerful folk.

The Sierra Nevada continues to be astoundingly gorgeous and larger than life. The weather has also been consistently brutal. Rain, sleet, snow and all that jazz. We have had some close calls with lightning storms chasing us over mountain passes. Standing on a bare ridge line when the clouds to the southeast roil black and thunder cracks, again and again, closer and closer, is not a particularly calming experience. Family, we don’t risk electrocution on purpose. The storms are just that sporadic and sudden.

Muir Pass

Muir Pass

So the weather, particularly the icy rain, has been draining. That said, we had some clear weather out some memorable spots. Crossing Muir Pass, at 12,000 feet, surrounded by jagged white stone and lakes of crystalline water is like walking across Earth’s polished bones. The forests of Kings Canyon National Park bristle thick and green. Clear mountain streams, many pure enough to drink, cascade down cliffs and cut rocky trails to the streams and rivers digging out each valley and canyon. We need to stop complaining about the weather. Yeah, it could kill us, but its great for the mountains and this drought stricken state as a whole.

The view from Muir Pass.

The view from Muir Pass.

On to the cuddlies! There are a lot of little varmints in these here hills. I’ve already mentioned the marmots, the ornery lords of the mountain tops. They are big and bold and demand tribute from your bear cannister. Related to the marmots, no less fearful despite their smaller stature, are the ground squirrels and chipmunks. When we bipeds wander by, these rodents stand on their hind legs and chatter at us mercilessly. “Hey! Hu-Mon! Two legs ain’t so tough. Give me that snickers and take a hike!” Few of these creatures are skittish in the least, save the elusive pika and some sort of prairie dog I have yet to identify.



The pika resemble chinchillas and are incredibly camera shy. No doubt they have been traumatized by one too many cuddles. The prairie dogs, I suspect, realize they are of the perfect dimensions to fit into a hot dog bun and have evolved accordingly. Oh, and apparently some of these creatures might carry the Plague! So no kissing them. Pretty sure that’s how the plague spreads.